Thank goodness baby butt cracks aren’t hairy, or it would be way worse to change diapers
You’ve never actually seen your own face, only pictures or reflections.
Children should have a bigger appreciation for parents who understand you can’t pause an online game.
Not checking your phone after getting a message, because you don’t know whether it will be good or bad news, is the technological equivalent of Schrödinger’s Cat.
Women who don’t want babies
• are not selfish
• are not less of a woman
• are not weird
• are not immature
• won’t necessarily change her mind
• won’t necessary be a lonely old lady
• “a lonely old crazy cat lady” is a patriarchal asshole stereotype:):):):)
• doesn’t necessarily hate kids
• doesn’t need to give you an explanation
(via obi-wans-butt)
(via oknope)